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Joke # 2440
Title: Bad Car Day

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. <p> "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. <P> The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." <p> At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." <p> This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." <p> At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

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